do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
WHO DO ES THIS EVEN APPLY TO
as soon as i saw people with homestuck urls reblogging this i knew that i had made a grave mistake
i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
c’mon man if a person’s happy or proud or excited about something they did or something that happened to them, don’t be a dick and try to one-up them to make yourself look better
be happy for them, don’t piss on their parade just to boost your ego a little
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?